bohemian_mark | OOC: Memeage!

Sara: *twitches* I never want to hear the words 'instant' and 'coffee' in the same sentence again.

Grissom: *eyebrow* She is a better CSI than I am. What makes you think there would be enough evidence to link her to whatever might happen?

Collins: You wound me. Just for that, you don't get to be on top.

Sara: Don't drink from Roger's pot then. Ever.

Grissom: You have a very good point. Still, I'd rather you weren't dead. Jack wouldn't be amused, let alone the kids.

Collins: Now that's a shame right there. Perhaps this means we'll have to have more than one go.

Sara: Oh, I won't. And he's officially and permanently banned from the kitchen.

Grissom: No, he wouldn't be, and I'd rather not face the wrath of a fertility god. The best course would be simply to be honest with her and pray she is willing to be amused.

Collins: Every now and then, you have brilliant ideas.

Sara: He can't cook for crap either. *beat* Not that I can.

Grissom: *sigh* Yeah. And a whole lot of grovelling apology.

Collins: *smirk* Hey. I didn't think up a whole film studio for nothing.

Sara: I see we have some lessons in store. *smirk*

Grissom: Indeed. I might ask Jack to buy her a Corvette.

Collins: Also true. *beat* I really hope your camera was off.

Sara: Oh, really? *grin*

Grissom: She'd like that. I'll find her a place to park it.

Mark: ... *flails* Shit, I do too.

Sara: I still have that French Maid costume....

Collins: *checks* *sounds amused* Then again, we could just start our own porn library...

Sara: *smirk* Oh, really? Perhaps you should wear that around the Building some.

Collins: *facepillow* Yeah, well, there's probably some of Maureen's still hanging around somewhere.

Sara: *eyebrow* I will when you do.

Collins: *makes a face* Least you labeled them. *throws them out* *Ew, girls*

Sara: ...... I am -not- wearing drag again.

Collins: I've been meaning to get rid of them anyway. *beat* I don't want to know what Roger has stashed away in his room, actually.

Sara: Not even for me?

Collins: I don't really want to know either. *changes tape in camera* *returns with a smirk* For round two. Or twenty. I forget.

Sara: ... maybe for you. Only you, though.

Collins: *facepalm* We did it that many times, and I can't remember? Damn.

Sara: *smirks*

Collins: *hair-ruffle* Actually, we didn't do anything. You passed out on me. Lightweight.

Mark: ... I'm in for it, aren't I?

Collins: *mutters* I wish people would quit reminding me of that.

Sara: At some point.

Collins: Nothing to be ashamed of, Mark. It's cute. Like you.

Mark: That's the worst kind of in for it.

Collins: .... You keep saying that.

Sara: Hey, at least I'm not threatening to take pictures.

Collins: Because it's true. *jaw trace* Shame you can't see it.

Mark: *has dots* I'll hide the camera. *beat* All the cameras.

Collins: *shrugs* I'm the dork with the camera.

Sara: You aren't touching mine. *Mwahahahaha*

Collins: You're a dork sometimes, and you have a camera. But that's not all you have. *kisses*

Mark: .... I'm doomed.

Collins: *instinctively kisses* Um. I guess.

Sara: Best kind of doom there is.

Collins: Guess M'gonna have to keep telling you that until you believe it.

Sara: Oh, woe. I'm doomed by my fiancee.

Collins: ... It might take a while.

Sara: *just. grins*

Collins: You say that like I'd be going anywhere.

Sara: *snogs*

Collins: Well, I don't think you are. But people have a habit of doing that.

Other people might. But I won't. Not if I have any choice about it.

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