And now for something completely different... Meme!

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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (It's on a lot, but I don't pay attention.)	× I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Can't see without 'em.)	× I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana.  (*cough* Pot tea is... interesting. And pot brownies.)
✓ I've watched porn movies.  (Oh, come on. I dated Maureen.)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Only sometimes?)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (I kinda had to.)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Not going there.)	× I hate the rain.  (Only when the roof leaks.)
× I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	× I need/want money right now.  (I'd like to get rid of it. Want some?)
× I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.  (Probably not. Ask Roger or Maureen.)
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Never even been there.)	✓ I have at least one sibling.  (Two sisters.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (It was for a film. I don't think it really counts...)	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (... Caller ID? That's what screening's for.)
× I like the way that I look.  (Geeky-looking does not promote liking it.)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	✓ I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	× I think prostitution should be legalized.	✓ I slept with a roommate.  (Does a live-in girlfriend count?)
✓ I have a hidden talent.  (Er, I guess I do.)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.  (What's your definition of -lot-?)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.  (Uh. Rather more than pecked. But... it was Angel.)	× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (... there's a reason I screen.)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.  (Don't even know what they are.)	✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.  (Unfortunately.)	✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (Roger's fault. All Roger's fault.)	× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.  (More than one someone.)	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (I know exactly what I want to do. What I'm doing now.)	× I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.  (A whole lot to learn.)	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.  (Hell, I'm shy around the same sex.)	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.  (... rather not.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (Uh. I plead the fifth. It was extenuating circumstances.)
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	× I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.  (Of course I would.)	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (About film, yes. Anything else, no.)	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (I made a film about someone else's sexuality....)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (Candy's cool. Anniversaries of death aren't.)	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.  (Uh. I guess Joanne's a close friend.)	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.  (Strangely, most of the time I do.)	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.  (How the hell can you tie your shoes differently?)	× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).  (And damnit, it feels good to say that.)	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (I guess I am.)	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.  (I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup for my girlfriend, my roommate's girlfriend, and some for my best friend.....)	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (... I think I already have.)	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.  (To riding your bike midday past the three-piece-suits.)	✓ I went to college out of state.  (One out-of-state, one in-state.)	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.   (I like burning things....)	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (Roger didn't really mean it.)
✓ I fall for the worst people.  (No comment.)	× I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	× I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.	✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.  (I guess I do. Since I didn't start that till I moved to New York.)	× I talk in my sleep.  (I don't think I do. Ask Maureen.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.  (If I was in another century, there would be no film. Hell no.)	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.  (Wait. You mean that's not normal?)	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.  (I've thought of getting one.)	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (Strangely... I think I like just about everyone.)	✓ I am a caffeine junkie.  (My drug of choice.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.  (Maureen is. I'm not.)	✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.  (*glares in the general direction of Westport*)	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	✓ I'm an artist.  (Most people would say I'm an artist. I guess film is a sort of art.)	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.  (er....)	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (Two states.)	✓ I am extremely flexible.  (metally flexible, I guess.)	✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.  (Replace computer with behind a camera, and we can talk.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.  (There are a few people who think I'm one of the more normal ones of my group.)	× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (I swear, I'd shoot my arm off.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.  (I'm Dream's. Can't help it.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (... I need to.)	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.  (But it always seems that I am.)	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.  (I'm always obsessed with film. No matter what.)	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.  (That would be Benny.)	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.  (I'm dating one.)
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (Please.)	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.  (I know some Yiddish, and I could probably pull some old French out of my arse.)	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Does a park count?)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.  (I like being a guy.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (Er. Not exactly.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.  (I'm sure Angel has.)	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.  (That sounds like Maureen.)	✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.  (Don't tell Angel.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.  (It's called a camera.)	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.  (My own film.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (They're not. Spend ten minutes with Mimi.)	× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.  (I can't remember where I locked my bike sometimes, does that count?)	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (I lived with it.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.  (Oh, god no.)	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.  (One musical.)
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.  (Please?)	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.  (I've won Osrics, and I still don't think I've done enough.)
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	✓ I say random things to freak people out.  (Oh, that's so much fun.)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.  (When you're living in America at the end of the milleniuml you're not alone.)	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.