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| ✓ I miss somebody right now. | ✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (It's on a lot, but I don't pay attention.) | × I own lots of books. |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Can't see without 'em.) | × I love to play video games. | ✓ I've tried marijuana. (*cough* Pot tea is... interesting. And pot brownies.) |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. (Oh, come on. I dated Maureen.) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. | × I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (Only sometimes?) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I kinda had to.) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
| × I have broken someone's bones. | ✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Not going there.) | × I hate the rain. (Only when the roof leaks.) |
| × I'm paranoid at times. | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. | × I need/want money right now. (I'd like to get rid of it. Want some?) |
| × I love sushi. | × I talk really, really fast. | × I have fresh breath in the morning. (Probably not. Ask Roger or Maureen.) |
| × I have long hair. | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never even been there.) | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (Two sisters.) |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | ✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (It was for a film. I don't think it really counts...) | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (... Caller ID? That's what screening's for.) |
| × I like the way that I look. (Geeky-looking does not promote liking it.) | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | ✓ I am usually pessimistic. |
| × I have a lot of mood swings. | × I think prostitution should be legalized. | ✓ I slept with a roommate. (Does a live-in girlfriend count?) |
| ✓ I have a hidden talent. (Er, I guess I do.) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | × I have a lot of friends. (What's your definition of -lot-?) |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Uh. Rather more than pecked. But... it was Angel.) | × I enjoy talking on the phone. (... there's a reason I screen.) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. | × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Don't even know what they are.) | ✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. (Unfortunately.) | ✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Roger's fault. All Roger's fault.) | × I've rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (More than one someone.) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know exactly what I want to do. What I'm doing now.) | × I want to have children in the future. |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. | × I've called the cops on a friend before. | ✓ I'm not allergic to anything. |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (A whole lot to learn.) | ✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Hell, I'm shy around the same sex.) | × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (... rather not.) |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. | × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Uh. I plead the fifth. It was extenuating circumstances.) |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | × I enjoy some country music. |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. (Of course I would.) | × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (About film, yes. Anything else, no.) | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (I made a film about someone else's sexuality....) |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Candy's cool. Anniversaries of death aren't.) | ✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Uh. I guess Joanne's a close friend.) | × I am happy at this moment. |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. | × Democrat. | × Republican. |
| × I don't even know what I am. (Strangely, most of the time I do.) | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| ✓ I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (How the hell can you tie your shoes differently?) | × I can work on a car. |
| ✓ I love my job(s). (And damnit, it feels good to say that.) | ✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (I guess I am.) | × I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. | × I have jumped off a bridge. | × I love sea turtles. |
| ✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup for my girlfriend, my roommate's girlfriend, and some for my best friend.....) | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (... I think I already have.) | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
| ✓ I hate office jobs. (To riding your bike midday past the three-piece-suits.) | ✓ I went to college out of state. (One out-of-state, one in-state.) | × I am adopted. |
| × I am a pyro. (I like burning things....) | × I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Roger didn't really mean it.) |
| ✓ I fall for the worst people. (No comment.) | × I adore bright colours. | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | × I can pick up things with my toes. | × I can't whistle. |
| × I have ridden/owned a horse. | ✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I guess I do. Since I didn't start that till I moved to New York.) | × I talk in my sleep. (I don't think I do. Ask Maureen.) |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (If I was in another century, there would be no film. Hell no.) | ✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Wait. You mean that's not normal?) | × I wear a toe ring. |
| × I have a tattoo. (I've thought of getting one.) | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Strangely... I think I like just about everyone.) | ✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (My drug of choice.) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Maureen is. I'm not.) | ✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (*glares in the general direction of Westport*) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| ✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | ✓ I'm an artist. (Most people would say I'm an artist. I guess film is a sort of art.) | × I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (er....) | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Two states.) | ✓ I am extremely flexible. (metally flexible, I guess.) | ✓ I love hugs more than kisses. |
| × I want to own my own business. | × I smoke. | × I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Replace computer with behind a camera, and we can talk.) |
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (There are a few people who think I'm one of the more normal ones of my group.) | × Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I swear, I'd shoot my arm off.) |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. | ✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I'm Dream's. Can't help it.) |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (... I need to.) | × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| ✓ I can't stand being alone. (But it always seems that I am.) | ✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (I'm always obsessed with film. No matter what.) | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | × I'm a judgmental asshole. (That would be Benny.) | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I'm dating one.) |
| × I have travelled on more than one continent. | ✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Please.) | × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. |
| × I am a Libertarian. | × I can speak more than one language. (I know some Yiddish, and I could probably pull some old French out of my arse.) | × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. | × I like reading fact more than fiction. | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
| ✓ I have no piercings. | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Does a park count?) | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I like being a guy.) |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | × There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. | × I like most animals better than most people. |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
| × I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Er. Not exactly.) |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (I'm sure Angel has.) | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (That sounds like Maureen.) | ✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Don't tell Angel.) |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | × I dislike milk. | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
| ✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (It's called a camera.) | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | ✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (My own film.) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. | ✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (They're not. Spend ten minutes with Mimi.) | × I don't like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (I can't remember where I locked my bike sometimes, does that count?) | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I lived with it.) |
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | ✓ I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Oh, god no.) | × I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. | × I've gone skinny-dipping. | × I've performed in three plays. (One musical.) |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. | × I'm Irish and loving it. | ✓ I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! | × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Please?) | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. | ✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. (I've won Osrics, and I still don't think I've done enough.) |
| × I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| × I download songs from the internet. | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | ✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Oh, that's so much fun.) |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | × I love playing Truth or Dare. | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| ✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (When you're living in America at the end of the milleniuml you're not alone.) | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. | × I can only hate someone that I love. | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
